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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Fun with semen analyses

72% motility. 72%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's SEVENTY TWO PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooh, I feel a song coming on.......

(To the tune of a well-known Christmas carol)

The first SA, the clinic did say
Was below par, we wouldn't get pregnant that way.

The second SA was as bad as the first,
We would have to have treatment before it got worse.

SA, SA, SA, SA
Why have you left us in disarray?

We went to see a doc, who told us he would
Try and make those poor testicles work as they should.

So they went under the knife and we waited and prayed
That the op would allow us get pregnant one day.

SA, SA, SA, SA
Why have you left us in disarray?

Six months have passed and it's time for a test,
Will it be one more failure just like all the rest?

But wait, what's that? It's a seven and two,
That's a first class honour sir, you're top of the queue!

SA, SA, SA, SA
Thank you for giving us hope today.

SA, SA, SA, SA
Now we are normal we'll conceive one day.

5 Comments:

At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! That is wonderful! and your song is great, you kill me!

 
At 12:57 AM, Blogger Sorcha said...

Feebee,

Thats great!! What positive news coming up to Christmas :) Love your song too!

 
At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Sky said...

Top of the class for your husband's SA! 72 is a perfect figure and your song is inspired!

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous AMBER said...

Good news for Crimbo.
leTS HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE WITHOUT ANY TEARS.

 
At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope dh is strutting around like he owns the place ;-)

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