How babies are madeYou know that talk you have with your kids, the one about where babies come from (when they are about 10 and hopefully know it all already)?
My 3 year old is now fully au fait with the mechanics of baby making.
"Mummy, do you have a baby in your tummy yet?" (very eager for a brother)
"No, the doctor is going to try and put a baby in my tummy soon"
"Does the doctor have to cut you to put the baby in?"
"No, he will put it in here" (point to "down there")
"Oh, is that where the baby comes out when it's bigger?"
"Did the doctor put me in your tummy?"
"No, Daddy did. Usually daddies put babies in the mummies' tummies. But sometimes the daddies aren't able to do it and the doctor has to help"
"The baby that died, did Daddy put that in your tummy?"
"No, the doctor did"
"Oh. When the baby comes out of your tummy it can sleep on the sofa in my room. And I will change its nappy"
And not a mention of a penis entering a vagina. That's like, so last year.