Election promisesJust had Bertie at the door. I ignored the doorbell at first (doesn't the self-styled man of the people know the Champion's League final is on???) but then saw him out the front window and couldn't pass up the opportunity.
He wanted to know if everything was ok. No, actually, it's not.
What about the cost of childcare? Some cheeky nonsense about 10 euro a month rise in child benefit. Doesn't go far towards paying 1k a month creche fees. He knows it's hard. What's he going to do about it? He's going to keep trying to improve things. How? Ah, you know, he's always improving things.
He didn't know that fertility treatment costs are out of pocket. He is going to "look into it".
You think you'll let it all out when you finally come face to face with the man in charge. But it's much harder to call someone a cnut to their face.