Hair today, gone tomorrowAccording to my wide and varied team of medical professionals all over the country, all I need to do to stop my hair falling out is to relax. Super.
I am sitting very still in my chair, I am relaxed. Out of the corner of my eye I see another hair glide gently to the ground. It is only one hair, I will stay relaxed. No wait, I will just do a quick test to make sure it was just a rogue hair and then I will relax again. I run my hand through the back of my hair, feel no resistance and optimistically bring it round into my line of sight. Hmmmm - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve hairs. F**K B****X A**E C**T!!!! In a moment of madness I decide to test the other side of my head, just in case. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to buy some salon conditioner yesterday. I brought the usual one to the till and the girl said "Sorry, that one is for thick hair, we have one over here for fine hair". What???? Is she blind?? Why can't she see my thick, luscious locks? I bought it anyway, I reckon the hairs are still thick, even if there aren't so many of them any more.
This morning at breakfast, as if it came to him in a bolt of lightning, DS announced suddenly, "I know what will stop your hair falling out........a clip!".
What a wise and thoughtful boy, he has a solution for everything.